笑话 - bad news and very bad news 2
Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor  : You've had an accident involving a train.
Patient : What happened?
Doctor  : Well, I've got some good news and some bad
news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient : Well... The bad news first ..
Doctor  : Your legs were injured so badly that we had
to amputate both of them.  
Patient : That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor  : There's a guy in the next ward who made a
very good offer on your  slippers.
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